Hypothetical situation alert!

For some reason you are forced to eat foods that begin with the same letter for the rest of your life. What letter do you pick, and which food(s) inform your decision?

Rules: no proper nouns (c for chipotle is not allowed), and no using the letter of a style of food – if you want bbq chicken, you have to pick C, not B.

Amendment: once a letter has been used, it is off the table. no repeats people! (obviously, this stimulating alpha-gastro-quiz can support but a finite number of participants)

 

They be owlin'

Just when you thought you were used to seeing people impersonate pieces of drift wood atop random objects such park benches and grocery cart returns, the idea died...only to be replaced by the way more intense, ankle-strengthening pose - owling. No doubt the result of seeing a tootsie pop commercial during a bad trip, owling is it now people, get on board!*

(*Note: 'board' is used here so as to say, 'get on the ship' or 'join the crowd' and is no way to be understood as a coded synonym for planking. For proof that the two are not interchangeable, remember, your 17th century self, who was surely a surely pirate, would never have said 'walk the board').