To earn this reward, the 2pmLunchCrew had to: brush their teeth to the point of irreparable receding gum lines, shave their backs & trim their pit hair, use excessive amounts of deodorant (AFTER thoroughly air-drying so as to prevent clumping), identify the proper amount of toothpaste required for minty-fresh breath, and debate whether brushing the roof and sides of your mouth is a necessity or just a germophobic compulsion.
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