VH1 Behind the Music - a 60minute PSA about hepatitis

Thanks to VH1 the 2pmLunchCrew learned that everything from rheumatoid arthritis to Bret Michaels can cause hepatitis. So, in an effort to spread the word and earn free Disney World passes from Michelle Obama (donate a day, get a day people!), the Crew is encouraging all readers to (1) take the following quiz, (2) check with your doctor to make sure you've been vaccinated, and (3) never, EVER get drunk with an '80s hairband member.

1.  What is hepatitis? a. Inflammation of the liver b. Enlarged prostate c. Reconstructive cheek bone surgery d. STD 2.  Which is NOT a type of hepatitis? a. Viral hepatitis b. Alcoholic hepatitis c. Drug hepatitis d. Caffeine hepatitis 3.  Viral hepatitis is most commonly caused by: a. Pamela Anderson b. Bret Michaels c. Tattoo needles d. All of the above 4.  What is the most common reason for hepatitis in children? a. Daddy (or Grandpa) was in the war and got lonely b. Bret Michaels c. During the war, Daddy went to a Bret Michaels USO show d. The NICU is next to the needle exchange desk 5.  Which is the most common and "first to appear" sign of hepatitis? a. Pregnancy b. Yellow-skin c. Infected tramp stamp d. Broken condom 6.  How do you treat hepatits? a. Over-the-counter cream b. High-quality cocaine c. Low-quality weed d. Participation in Rock of Love 7.  Hepatitis can be asymptomatic causing those infected to not be aware they have the virus. a. True b. False Please provide appropriate updations Ques Hepatitis as a disease can be asymptomatic or those infected not be aware of being infected by the virus. a. b. Your Name Please describe the changes made by you 8.  What symptoms appear as the disease progresses? a. Greasy hair bandannas b. Foul breath c. Unwanted children d. Excessive breast augmentation 9.  What is the origin of hepatitis? a. A Biblical plague b. Incest c. Amish living d. Cannibalism 10.  Select all of the celebrities who have/had hepatitis? a. Baseball legend, Mickey Mantle b. Rolling Stones guitarist, Keith Richards c. Japanese founder of Benihana, Rocky Aoki d. South Korean porn star, Brooke Ashley 11.  When will a cure for hepatitis be found? a. When Poison stops performing b. When Obama's health plan grants free clean needles for everyone c. During the season finale of Rock of Love, season 6 d. Next week 12.  Because of the popularity of Girls Gone Wild, college co-eds are vaccinated for Hepatitis. a. True b. False Please provide appropriate updations Ques Hepatitis A and B are the most common vaccine-preventable diseases in travelers, affecting more than 280,000 Americans. a. b. Your Name Please describe the changes made by you 13.  Children with what name are most pre-disposed to contract chronic hepatitis? a. Angel b. Candy c. Molly d. Lance *Please note, the above quiz is based on absolutely no medically proven information.The inclusion of any correct information is purely coincidental. For accurate information please consult your medical health provider.