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Reasons Why Cameron Diaz Should be Tased

  1. Her clothes are more memorable than her acting.
  2. Her clothes come from a junior's department.
  3. Her contribution to My Best Friend's Wedding was sobbing, a karaoke song, and a bad haircut. (Yet she still convinced her fiance NOT to leave her for Julia Roberts!?!?!)
  4. Something About Mary. (No further explanation needed).
  5. Injuring ears everywhere with three hours of her 'Irish accent' in Gangs of New York.
  6. Every single scene from The Sweetest Thing.
  7. Her cackle.
  8. Having the audacity to think she could EVER be one of Charlie's Angels.
  9. Stealing scripts and magazine covers from actresses who actually have talent and beauty.
  10. For being Cameron Diaz.
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