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Continuing the discussion on hygiene, members of the 2pmLunchCrew pondered the message on the sign pictured below and dreamed up our own anti-rude-behavior signs, mainly focusing on the unnecessary build-up of unclaimed food in the employee refrigerator and the lack of common sense when coworkers talk on the phone in annoying/irritating voices. However, a certain member of the panel may have in fact broken the 'anti-unclaimed-food' rule (the rule that same person happened to create) by abandoning a salad in the refrigerator. Is it a violation if the salad was in there from Thursday to Tuesday before discarded? Join a camp...one side says no because it was less than a week...but the other side says most definitely as the lapsed time bridged a weekend. Regardless, both parties agree that, after five days in a public fridge, the salad was inedible.

Personal Hygiene Awareness Day

To earn this reward, the 2pmLunchCrew had to: brush their teeth to the point of irreparable receding gum lines, shave their backs & trim their pit hair, use excessive amounts of deodorant (AFTER thoroughly air-drying so as to prevent clumping), identify the proper amount of toothpaste required for minty-fresh breath, and debate whether brushing the roof and sides of your mouth is a necessity or just a germophobic compulsion.