It's a Tanner Family Tradition! Dueling Staircases

The 2pmLunchCrew debated Full House episodes today in attempt to reconstruct the layout of the Tanner family house. Two seemingly unconnected staircases, 4 bedrooms of rotating owners, the question of 'is the first room on the left at the top of the stairs a bathroom or Danny's room?' (apparent answer: both), where is the entrance to the attic, and the list continues. Much more thought must be invested in this topic.